It doesn't mean what you think it means.
Chris: I was Elton Johning it.
he is hot and I am not willing to give him up. if u see him or meet him don't let him go.
John Leary is a freakin hotty.
John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around
Look at that boy he looks so John henry.
A measurement of how mad someone is.
1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.
similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes
check out that john louis, i wish someone would tell him he needs a wash. wannabe french nob
The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.
Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.
John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.