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Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore March 21, 2014


John Leary

he is hot and I am not willing to give him up. if u see him or meet him don't let him go.

John Leary is a freakin hotty.

by hong-van liquor March 29, 2019


John henry

John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around

Look at that boy he looks so John henry.

by User_59697813267 September 12, 2020


John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

by Blarghff November 27, 2013


poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 19, 2005


john louis

an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes

check out that john louis, i wish someone would tell him he needs a wash. wannabe french nob

by dunkers June 26, 2011


John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.

Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

by Big Lambo August 23, 2011