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A cheat day the one day you are aloud to cheat on your gf
Gf: WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME.
Bf: It’s July 30.
Gf: oh ok
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national shake that ass day it don’t matter who you with or where u are just shake ass.
Wish your friends a happy national friendship day. Or spend the day with them on July 30.
Month for Sheep, to appreciate Sheep in general
"Hey, you know sheep July is coming up?"
A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.
When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop