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Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST May 22, 2018


Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.

Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020


Magic Carpet

A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.

Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.

by Realistically Realistic July 21, 2017


hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack September 16, 2015


magic cube

A strange word you use to make fun of your friends.

Don't you know what magic cube is?

by Twinkles28 May 19, 2020


Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 2, 2016


Magical Forrest

Noun, a full set of pubic hairs or pubes often very long and not well kept. a Magical Forrest has only one native specie, the bush. but can become infected with, many invasive species such as crabs and other STI's.

"Hey Jim how do I get to the magical Forrest?"

Jim:" You just follow the Happy Trail"

by Stanky Dragon December 29, 2011