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Matthew

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.

Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!

by ONLYSHMOOB March 8, 2021


Matthew

asian person with slanted eyes
usually good at clash royale
spends money
is asian

looks at matthew “wow he is so asian

by BigDaddyWall69 December 3, 2020


matthew

matthews have blue eyes. they have the nicest brown curly hair. all the girls fall for matthew but he will only ever love one girl. one girl he loves is more special to him than any girl ever. he loves one girl.

matthew isnt good at staying in relationships but if he is with the right girl then he can stay in a relationship. he would never cheat on a girl ever. he always tells the girl he loves that he loves her and if he likes her then he wont say i love you.

boy: matthew told me yesterday kaylee and him said i love you.
girl: i am so jealous of them together they’re so cute

by youngdaggerdickthatsmyhandld April 7, 2019


Matthew

A nice person who can always beat you at smash bros and will always be better than you at jedi fallen order.

Thant matthew AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

by NotJCKACA May 5, 2023


Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.

Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew

by BoatMo February 18, 2020


Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.

Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did

by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021


Matthew

Ok so he’s kind of a flirt, and likes a lot of girls (and guys we don’t discriminate) and is very shy. He will torment you endlessly about your crush and always seems to be online on WhatsApp. He is always like a little brother and is there for you when you need him.

Grace:(over WhatsApp) Hey Matthew somethings going on can I talk to you about it?
Matthew:Sure so what’s up.

by Trash bag in the bathroom December 28, 2019