Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.
*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture*
Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris
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Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.
"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"
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Pronounced "oaked"
Short slang for "obi wan kenobi'd me."
The term refers to obi wan's great power for mind control. Specifically where he tricks the storm troopers into letting him pass in star wars. So one would use this slang in reference to someone who has tricked you into doing something.
My girlfriend straight owk'd me into watching that chick flick last night.
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A car that lots of people drive. If you are nerdy about cars like I am and you enjoy looking at cars on your daily drives these are the cars that are commonly seen on the road.
It's like when you are telling your friend what car you drive and your friend says "Oh, me to." Me To Cars vary from region to region. These cars are not always terrible cars, and many of them I would gladly drive, but they are not exactly exclusive. Me To Cars even exist among the luxury market. Some common examples of Me to Cars in my area include; Honda Civic, Honda Accord, Toyota Corolla, Toyota Camry, Ford Taurus (older model) Volkswagen Jetta, Nissan Altima, Dodge Neon, Infiniti G Series, Lexus ES (old model) Mercedes C-Class (old model) Acura TL etc...
So if you're very rich, you have money to through around, and or you want to stand out it might not hurt to ask yourself "Is this a Me To Car?"
Person #1: I am so much better than all of you. I have a tripped out Honda Accord in my garage.
Person #2: Really? Me to.
Person #1: Say what?
Person #2: Dude you got a Me To Car...like tons of people have those.
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'Please web me', meaning 'Please fuck my brains out!'
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your always trying to be better than me
Ronaldo: I scored 2 goals last game
Torres: I scored 3
Ronaldo: why are u gunning me?
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1) Something you say when you're annoyed
2) Sexual demand
1) "I spilled my beer! Fuck me!!!!!"๐
2) "Fuck me daddy!"
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