Meat Hook

Inserting fingers into a girl's anus while she is "ontop" and assisting her in humping...

I'm getting tired, can you meat hook me?

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Meat Slammer

The act of pounding a dildo into an ass with your dick.

Russo's Meat Slammer was so hard it almost killed Josh!

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Meat Doctor

A master of seasoning, preparing and cooking meat, Most often being used in reference to the cooking of human meat for other humans to consume.

"Brotha Lynch Hung invited me to his home for dinner" "I wouldn't go if I were you. He gonna eat you, he's a meat doctor"

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meat gazing

The act of looking at a mans package. Staring at a mans penis.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom and caught a guy meat gazing. Stop meat gazing you fn homo.

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soften the meat

Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.

Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!

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meat closet

Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.

"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"

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meat shack

A womans vaginal area

He followed the dirt track to the meat shack.

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