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When someone turns 18 years old, they are legally an adult.
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A phrase that I'd badly like to use without being accused of being a homophobe.
Person #1: We'll have a gay old time!
Person #2: HOMOPHOBE!
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When someone becomes a teen. 13 year olds think they're amazing, but instead they have raging hormones and their face is covered with zits:
1. a young teen
2. horny
13 year olds like to hump each other and inanimate objects because they think it's not masturbating, but it really is.
13 year old Girl: OMG!!1 l@st n1t3 waz S0 keWl m3 @n my FR3ndz gOt 2G3th3R an HuMp3d 3@ch oth3rz bra1nz out!!1
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Giving something your best shot, even if you aren't sure how to do it.
i.e. Mrs. Victoria Landers' way of saying, "I haven't taught you how to do this, and even if I did, you wouldn't understand it. But anyways, here you go!" Attempting the "old college try" always results in uncontrolled rage and frustration rather than learning. This condition is only augmented by trying to find help in the textbook, "Calculus: Graphical, Numerical, Algebraic," possibly the epitome of a horrible textbook.
Mrs. Landers: "Just give it the old college try and you'll learn it."
Disgruntled student: "FUCK YOU MRS. LANDERS. I haven't learned shit all semester, and doubt I'm going to start learning by giving it the old college try like your whore ass tells me to." (Flips the bird)
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A politician or other wealthy person with influence. Called such because the vast majority of politicians and powerful people in the USA are old, white men.
In what some political observers are calling his most ironic speech of the 2008 campaign, GOP presidential nominee John McCain today lashed out at Washington, the Republican Party that he called an "old white man with white hair."
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the littest frickin bop for big highschool minty men
zach “yo listen it’s old town road
liam “oh yeah man that’s the 73rd time i’ve heard that bop, play it again”
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