dogging UK

Posting on the internet a place and time where you and another will have sex in a car, so that others can stand outside the car and watch.

They were seen dogging UK in the square.

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dog frisked

When you draw ugly hair, a mustache, or a penis or whatever on a picture of someone either in a magazine or a photograph.

Mom! Jessie totally dog frisked my school picture. She made me look like a monkey with dread locks with a dick in his mouth.

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Dog water

To be bad or dogshit or horrible at something to an extreme extent.

Kid with a 0.2 KD ratio: “Stop try Harding you loser.”
Jayden: “You’re literally free kid, your dog water, you should delete the game. I’ll buy your Xbox off you. Literally asscheecks.”

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Scurvy Dog

Either a nickname or an insult for a friend/enemy. Sounds non-serious, so maybe don't use it a serious moment.

John: "Yo! What's up you scurvy dogs?"
or
Skeletor: "MWAHAHAHAAHA! YOU SCURVY DOGS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!"

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Bella the dog

thatveganteacher dog that never gets to have a chance to eat meat but has to eat vegan food

thatveganteacher:Bella time to eat your vegan plants
Bella the dog:no! It’s not my diet I need meat to eat
thatveganteacher:stop being silly Bella it won’t hurt if you eat the food!
Some days later
Bella the dog:my tummy hurts I need to eat grass to make it stop!
thatveganteacher:perfect video for vegan day *records*
The comments:stop her tummy hurts she dose not like being vegan

thatveganteacher:shut up I need to limit my comments now again because they want meat
Bella: :( I jest want meat not plants

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Dog a Frog

The most deadliest come back to the famous meme "Your Mom GAE"

Caleb:Your granny tranny

Kyle: Your gramp tramp

Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you

Kyle:Do it pussy

Caleb:Your sister a mister

Kyle: WELL YOUR DOG A FROG
Caleb: INSTANTLY BANISHED AND SENT TO HELL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY

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slobber dog

Girl or Boy that can't french kiss with any degree of finesse - like a severe facial licking from an overfriendly St. Bernard who just got out of the pond.

Christ Almighty she's a right slobber dog, someone pass me a towel!

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