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A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.
Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?
Question asked after someone leaves their smell in a room after they do.
Michael, who has horrendous B.O., leaves the room. Jon, who enters the room moments later, can still smell Michael's stench, so he asks "Who Tarted?"
Tobnob is a a 5'4 man who simps for hiccup!
Tobnob is a twink and a a 5'4 man who simps for hiccup!
Man who will I find over the rainbow
Oh you mean IZ
When you received the wrong uber eats order and you call the sped delivery person and they don't say anything and put their dumb retarded boyfriend (who can't pronounce, "speaking," correctly) on the phone and he says, "WHO SPEAKIN?"
Me: "Hey, you gave me the wrong order."
No one: Dogshit faggot boyfriend loser fuck: "WHO SPEAKIN'?"
Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
Definition: When he/she is serving or acting cunt. It can also mean he/she is behaving very bossy or sassy. Usually used in a compliment, but can be used in a shady way.
Person A: You should wear less makeup your face looks cakey.
Person B: I don't need makeup my face looks good naturally unlike you.
Person C: who is this DIVA💜