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When you kiss a guy or woman when they have a shitty ass, on their shitty ass then kiss lips.
Last night I kissed Kevin after he pooped san Deigo Kisss then kissed him on the lips
this guy is goofy as hell, and whateva he says or does is zesty
bro why u being zesty, stop acting like san kimchi
Sans is god.
Sans is so swoons
Sans remind me of the man with
no makeup.
According to all kno
Dude, just swallows Morgan freeman cock and then his cock went inside me and he started pissing and then I became shuckle Barry Finn and then he screamed “Super Hot Sans” and then vanished just like. god.
The act of putting one's arm up into the anus of a standing or sitting man, to at least the elbow, "working him like a puppet".
-Hey, did you go to the gay pride parade this weekend?
-Yeah! It was so swell, I even caught a glimpse of a San Francisco Puppet Show!
A Japanese urban legend...
HOW TO SUMMON DAKU-SAN=Wondering how to summon Daku-San???
Well this is how!!!
1-get in the bath and wash your hair.
2-Close your eyes...
3-If you see an image of a gist in your head you should know that means it is working!
4-do not open your eyes...
It's creepy (WARNING FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY) (DO NOT TRY AT HOME OR IF NOT SCARED ONLY IF YOU WANT TO TRY AT AGE 20+ AGES) GOOD LUCK SUMMONING DAKU-SAN!
A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!
San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.