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When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.
Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.
Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
Spouse's step-second-cousin's spouse.
step-co-second-cousin-in-law.
A sexy choir kid, she can hit high notes, and low notes. Basically a first soprano who has a chest voice.
When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.
When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.
Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.
Even though she beacons,
we know she’s Slothy Seconds
reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.
"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"
The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay