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A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!
-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!
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A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
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The friend who constantly takes smoking the gunj to the next level. A true hero in the eyes of his friends and family
Aweh Cammy Smokes the gunj boys!
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the act of any sexual intercourse that involves, the partner lighting the pubic hair on the ballsack on fire while the person is ejaculating (skeeting, cumming, splooging, finishing, getttin that good shit)
i was shooting my load and that bitch gave me a south african smoke signal!
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An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!
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The sexual interaction of blowing smoke up your partner bootyhole.
Joe: I’m tryna smoke you up this Saturday.
Tiffany:ok
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It is a phrase which means you feel stoned without the bodily harm of the drugs.
Guy: Dude! I feel stoned without a smoke!
Friend: Dude! So do I!
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