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hump her and dump her

v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again

guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!

by Negrodamis789 August 20, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Upper Michigan Dump Truck

You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.

Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck

by garrettisawesome March 17, 2015

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Staten Island Dump Pussy

When A vagina Smells so bad, it reminds you of the Staten Island Dump..The smell Lingers on you for days.

I took This girl home last night from the bar and man her pussy smelt like the staten island dump, IT was like Staten island dump pussy.I almost passed out from the odor. Dirty Garbage smells better then that.

by Shady5069 March 20, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot

"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"

by Slimslope May 11, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Graphic Dump Site

Also known as GDS, website on which the fast expanding mass of users daily uploads myriad graphic material such as photos, drawings, paintings and other snapshots, eventually turning the self proclaimed "art community" into a virtual dumpsite, where quality is the rara avis.

1, while browsing deviantart: Hey, how come I can't access your dA gallery anymore?

2: Man, it was about time I left that Graphic Dump Site! All that trash was starting to suffocate me.

by watercolossus May 7, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


2 Wheeled Dump Truck

the act of placing one's testicles into the anus of a female; essentially an anal tea bagging.

The bitch was so freaky she asked for a 2 wheeled dump truck!

by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes January 29, 2011

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