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A robot fart is a fart that sounds like a releasement of pressure. They are usually done when the fart has been held too long inside the body.
Kelita: **fussssssssss**
Curls: WTF Kelita ??!!
Kelita: Sorry I couldnt hold it any longer!
Curls: Ohhhhhhh you robot farter!
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A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.
“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
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When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.
Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.
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The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.
Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.
Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.
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One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.
'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'
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When a fart is so potent and strong in smell, it leaves a permanent odor on whatever you farted on.
My bed has fart stank from the day I ate a 5 bean burrito, and let off the mother of all farts that night in my bed.
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