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house gay

Adjective; a word that describes the stereotypical cisgender gay white male. Traditionally they are priveleged, very bitchy and aloof of their surroundings with a heightened sense of self importance. They disguise their ignorance and racism as "sassy".

The house gay can be usually found at trendy bars drinking cosmos and cranberry vodkas, talking and laughing louder than all of their friends. They are notoriously ignorant of other LGBTQ members, notably trans people, and queer people of color. They watch Will & Grace religiously and swear by Lush and Tuesday night happy hour.

House Gay: "Damn sis! Did you just witness that bearded dyke? Straight out of the Bronx Zoo! What the fuck!?"

Friend: "Good lord Tyler....Maybe they're trans? Honestly you really don't have any be talking about how someone is allowed to present unless you yourself are trans. You are such a fucking house gay it's incredible."

by CoffeeGrinder March 20, 2019

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Bulky house

The non-slang zoning term for an infill Hummer house that grossly outsizes its neighbors built on the site of a teardown.

The Planning Commission approved the Bulky House zoning changes.

by Mandingoe January 3, 2008

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shit house

something bad, unwanted or unpleasant with a meaning similar to sucked.

the correct pronunciation is shit ous.

going to party to find one person drunk on the floor one would say "the part was shit house" or to your friend losing his job "thats shit house mate".

by kosho December 15, 2010

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Row House

Similar to a Project but "nicer". Is usually owned by some jerk faced racist ass white boy (or) a self hating chick who never been to the hood and tries to over take your way of living. They consist of 6,9, or 12 houses on one lot facing each other in a row (e.g.) Row houses.

Similar to a project, but the projects got more privacy. And is probably nicer Since it's owned by the g'vmet.

Another Day at the Bernard Bush Row Houses
Resident: What a lovely day to water the grass under this L.A. sunshine. Oh crap!
Neighbor: Landlord, cuzz.
Landlord: What 'chu doin?
Resident: Watering the grass!
Landlord: Stop watering the goddamn grass because you takin away from my money.
Resident: But we paid you on time.
Landlord: Pay me more money and I'll let you water this grass.
Resident: (hands the bitch the money) Hope you buy more crack wit it too. And fix yo goddamn perm, nigga!!
Landlord: You too, have a blessed holiday :).
(rent on the 1st and 15th is a holiday. Or in my parents case, 10th and 25th.)

by Girl in the window. February 11, 2013

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House snob

A person who is into House music and thinks all other music sucks, especially Trance.

Dang, Julio is such a House snob he refuses to go to his sisters wedding because the DJ might play Trance.

by Papa Fuch June 12, 2006

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Marble House

Like the phrase "marble town" is used to refer to a graveyard, 'marble house' is used to refer to a single grave. And like the term 'marble town' is used to comfort those who have lost a loved one, 'marble house' is an equally comforting euphemism. (Also, incidently, "Marble House" is a kickass song by Swedish band The Knife from their album 'Silent Shout').

"Don't worry Martha... James isn't really gone. He's just resting in his marble house. He's safe, Martha. I promise."

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

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shit house

Something that is shit is also "shit house".

D: The doggies lost on Monday
P: Man thats shit house!

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

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