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You best know if you’re walking down edgware road you’re getting cat called by every single freshie there. It’s mostly the moroccan and albanian dons that do it
Ooo look at my wife I met her on e road.
Some fucking freshie was whistling at me while I was walking on e road
A movie where two of the main characters, Wade and Dalton, are two American guys who dont speak Spanish to each other throughout the entire movie, except for some reason Wade calls Dalton mijo, and Dalton calls Wade senor. Talking to a guy who speaks Spanish and calling him senor, or him calling you senor, makes sense, but two guys who dont speak spanish to each other calling each other mijo and senor is fuckin weird.
Road house-
Wade- Let's have a beer mijo.
Dalton- Why are you talking like that?
When someone cuts you off and it’s 112°F outside.
That driver really pissed me off, now I’m going to give him a little Road Rage Sunday.
Masturbation while driving an automobile.
Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.
Like Bovril Boulevard but for the working classes.
Alan: Ooh my Bovril B Road took a right bashing from the highways agency last.
A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
a young ting specialist. ur not a Dee road boy if u don’t clart tings in ur corsa. must be over 16 and only bats eyes to the young tings
I just got kidnapped im in the trunk of a corsa
must be them ‘Dee road boys’