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Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013


As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013


road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.

We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010


Road Dog

A sports team, playing away from its home stadium, that is the underdog.

I like the Suns as a road dog pick tonight against Dallas.
The Mariners are intriguing as road dogs; they own a 12-5 record away from home this season.

by PIX30811 May 17, 2020


road dog

An alcoholic beverage enjoyed while driving

We're out here in the middle of Wyoming on this nice country road, time for a road dog.

by ScootayBootay June 24, 2020


Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat

Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.

by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024


Road Dog

Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.

Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!

Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!

by chimichimichimichanga December 20, 2022