Small, all white school in the richest neighborhood in San Francisco
University is great at soccer, but sucks at Basketball
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Definition 1 above is very well done. Hopkins is a great academic facility both undergraduate and graduate. However, The females that attended this prestigious academic facility are hideous with the exception of very few, which can be counted using a rudimentary abacus. Although Bonobo monkeys will be offended by the comparison made above, it is the definite truth. Whereas definition definition 1 is completely true, definition 2 is a bold faced lie. It was clearly written to make girls at JHU feel better about themselves. Clearly, they are the only ones that gave it a thumbs up. If you are looking for a truly hot girl at Hopkins you are an idiot.
Conversation between two male Johns Hopkins University students
Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?
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A school full of some of the biggest tools I have ever witnessed in my lifetime. A plague of douchebags ruining the beautiful area the school is in.
RWU student driving past a pedestrain (or in any situation on a small side-street) - speed up, rev your engine, fly past all the people in the houses or on foot, blaze your shit bro!, lettem know how hard you are (so fuckin' hard bro)
RWU student goals - staying LEAN (NOT thin - "thin? the fuck!"), gettin some trim late night from some little brunette skank ("buy hah breakfast? you fuckin serious brah?!"), tan tan tan ("spray uh uthahwise...fuckin' WHATEVA")
Dress Code: 2 options.
Flat-brim hat at about a 35-55 (depending on the week) angle (when passing one of these species, just say, "nice angle bro" and pound your chest once with a fist...they'll get it), OR
Hood up, while indoors - after all, who doesn't admire a good college boy looking like he's a convicted rapist trying to 'lay low' while googling about usher for $30,000 a year in the library (thanks mom and dad)
OR
Combine both! (hood and hat), esp. in the dining hall at dinner. This shows how much of an ill-mannered, poorly-brought-up fag you really are.
(OK, The school of engineering is a slight exception...slight bro)
Roger Williams University Class of 'whateva bra...
choken up, guido accent, about to cry "I never woulda thought!...a douchebag guido like me...could get a college education. Thank you Roga Williams."
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Located in College Station Tx, A&M was the first public institute of higher learning in Texas, established in 1876 as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas. Founded as an all male millitary school along the lines of the Citadel and VMI,and steeped in millitary tradition, Texas A&M remained essentially unchanged until the 1960s. From these humble origins, A&M has grown to become a large, co-ed Flagship University of 40,000 students for the state of Texas and is consistently ranked as one of the premier public universities in the country. A short list of A&M's accomplishments includes:
-Top 50 Public University
-Top 100 National Doctorate Granting Institute (public and private)
-Carnegie Institute Tier I Research University
-Holds rare triple staus as Land, Sea and Space Grant Institute
-Member of the prestigious Association of American Universities (AAU)
-Nationally ranked schools of Business, Agriculture, Engineering, Veterinary Medecine and Architecture.
-Leads the nation in genetic research, only institution to clone 5 different species.
- Campus is the home of President George H. Bush's Presidential Library, one of the only campuses in the nation with a presidential library
-Nationally famous Corps of Cadets, the largest uniformed student body outside the service academies
Few schools can match the Pride, Spirit and Excellence of Texas A&M University.
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Smoked Out University is its second name. It is a school in Ashland Oregon that gives a decent education and calls itself a liberal arts school
"Im thinking about going to SOU!"
"Southern Oregon University? You are just going to smoke a bunch and take some crazy classes"
"exactly!"
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Old Dominion University is where people with class work their way to becoming top notch at their jobs and in their life. Those who graduate from ODU, and who worked hard during their time there, will become the future leaders of America.
Old Dominion University students and alumni have pride in each step they take and decision they make.
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The one college you don't want to send your kids to!!!
Don't go to VU (Vincennes University) or you'll lose every last cent you have, so you can find out later that the administration office is using your money to go on vacation!!!!!
OR
At VU, your child will get mugged by the ignorant hordes who think their gangsta!!!!
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