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A massage performed after ejaculation. Unlike a happy ending where the massage is performed first.
John received his first reverse Asian and now is free of pain.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki got hit wit some Asian lightning
When you bring a ladyboy home from the bar in Thailand and pound it from behind with your ham candle and end up nutting on her ass hair.
Man that dude from the bar was so hot last night. She let me hit it raw and finish it off with some Asian slaw.
What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.
Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.
When your Asian friend is too good at navigating
Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)
The dude that you wish you where or the one you love to hate.
Thered Asian Steve getting another car seized..like a boss.
No
“ should I pay back this Asian “
“No”
Whatever you do don’t pay him back