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I can milk you

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".

*looks at cow* I can milk you.

by BSposts July 7, 2020

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can i get a rip in the chat

When someone out of a group gets roasted

Person: you look like a burnt rat
Me: can i get a rip in the chat

by shadeyt November 7, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


can I ask you something?

Something someone usually says when they're about to ask you out or something else weird/(awesome if you like them too) like that.

Otherwise they are being lazy and are asking for a favor, it depends, if it's a text, be scared, if there having a conversation with you and you can see them or it's over the phone, your probably alight.

guy: can i ask you something?
girl: sure...
guy: will you go out with me?
girl: let me think about it.

by awesomenessoftheboss May 1, 2014

46๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."

oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack

by Mohamed youssif July 6, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

by Carl J. Maltese May 28, 2007

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I can do that in Tony Hawk.

A phrase used when you want to look awesome, but somebody just beat you to it. Refers to the game series "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater," where would-be real life impressive feats can be performed with a few button presses.

Dude 1: Man, that guy just did a 900.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

by bob mcboberson November 25, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


you can bet your biffy

Slang: "You bet your ass."

Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"

by terra esoteric December 24, 2009