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Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt
Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford
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When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.
Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.
Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?
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a french female with enormous vagina
dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....
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An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.
Pardon my french, but she's hot.
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To lick my rectum aka kiss my ass
Give me some of that beer.
French me anal, get your own.
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Like French kiss but you put your whole foot as far as you can down your partners pussy until it hurts so much
Jared stop French fucking me ahhhhhhhhh....
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When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it
JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?
Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?
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