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Zach Jenks.
The one above all rizz, where women all over the world are attracted by the mere thought of the Rizz God.
The Rizz God stole my girl and wont share any other women with me!
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The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
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The title that is givin to the most saltiest of all people.
"All hail the salt god!" "Oh no it's the salt god again!" "Just keep walking, salt god." "He gets angry at everything! Well, I guess we found a new salt god."
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The biggest chad in the world. Body sculpted like a bust of the gods. Probably named fouad. Also has a huge cock
Bruh I’m literally a Greek god. I’m ducking shredded and massive
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The one true God! all other god are false as the misery god touches both human and nerd alike!
The misery god strikes when you least expect it. When you think things are going pretty well in your life the misery god punishes you without remorse. He can strike hard at your family, car, studies, work and relationship, just to see your sad and pathetic face.
Super Joe: "Man! I got home this morning and somebody (nigger) broke into my apartment and stole my PS3 and my laptop!"
Random chum: "ROFLMAO! The misery god owned your ass!"
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Used as reference to something that is (or was) completely and utterly amazing. Can be used to describe amazing sex or something completely non sex related, that was AMAZING.
Girl: i just had some god sex with Orlando Bloom in his pirate costume.
Boy(not to girl above): that car crash out side was completely god sex, there was lots of blood and gore.
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1. )A person who has the dankest memes
2.) A deity who has the power over all memes
Ex. Person 1: "Gem has the dankest memes, could it be that he is the Meme God"
Person 2: "Yeah Bro, there can be only one"
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