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a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it
dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.
When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.
The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.
The act of giving a Pink Sock, where you engage in ravagely dry fucking ones anal cavity and pull out with one powerful thrust causing the rectum to turn inside out making that pink starfish look like a sock. After this you take heavy duty fishing line, like used for deep sea marlins and shit, and tie them to the ceiling and call all your friends over, spin the hanging hoe and simultaneously smack their face with your cocks, eventually all jizzing all over the tied up one before they pass out you cut the line, letting her fall and having the jizz splatter everywhere like candy
Hey Levi, What did you do this weekend?
Levi- "After Talabia came over, I invited the rest of my friends over to engage in a glorious Pink Sock Pinata!"
adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!
Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
It fits like a cock in a sock!
When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.
Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.
A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.