9 toes down

9 toes down is when your commitment is at a 100% and confirmed, but if you happen to flake at last minute you cannot get mad at the person who gave you the 9 toes down.

Chris: Hey Ronald McMoney?

McMoney: sup?
Chris: you swear you showin' to my party this saturday got a lot of babes coming.
McMoney: yeah bro! I'm 9 toes down.

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toe poppin' experience

when a girl puts it down on a guy... A girl hooks a guy up with the ultimate experience. Oral or just sex in general...

My girl hooked up her man so good he couldn't stop bragging about his toe poppin' experience.

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Captain Camel toe

You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.

Katie: "Eww look!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"

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heal-toe limo

the act of walking to a desired location (ex. home) after a drunken friend has left you somewhere.

joe-"....have you seen mike?"

sue-"...he was wasted and left with becky"

joe.."..DAMIT...he was, my ride! looks like i'll be taking the HEAL-TOE LIMO tonight...."

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Tecumseh Toe Jam

A sexual position in which one participant kneels over (usually a female)with their face low to the ground, and their anus in the air, much like "presenting". The other participant then masturbates, ejaculating on their own big toe. The foot is then pulled back and forcefully inserted into the other participant, implanting the big toe firmly in the anus. This is best done by curling all of the other toes under, so that the big toe is prominent, thereby ensuring maximum penetration. This can be used as a punishment or as a way to "let the bitch know it's time to go".

That Tecumseh Toe Jam was so bad, I think it gave me a pink sock!

or

That's one evil bitch! She needs a Tecumseh Toe Jam!

or

I dismissed her with a Tecumseh Toe Jam!

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camel toe syndrome

women with g strings five sizes too small

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Chinky Toe Rot

Chinky toe rot is a fungal foot infection, much like a foosty cheese in the shape of a foot. It is mainly seen whilst at a swimming pool, but only after drinking the water.

chinky fungal foosty chinky toe rot

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