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Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.
Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!
a look a like off that dude from Slumdog Millionaire (Dev Patel), always wears crocs and looks deezed. Either his shirts are too small for him making it look tight or he goes ham at the gym on roids. Either way it's whatever cause according to him, he da best and he smart....he very smart
Dude 1: Yo have you seen the new Transformers movie bro?
Dude 2: Ya yar its so good like Joshu Thomas good!
a pussy ass fag bitch that can do nothing but suck dick and and get butt fucked.
person 1 -are you hanging out with ladd thomas
person2- hell no i don't want to get butt fucked.
a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
i am in love with john thomas cornwell
Thomas conneely is god and amazing and powerful
Thomas conneely was a god that was amazing and so powerful
a commenter on gocomics who likes thomas the tank engine
Smiling Thomas is so cringe.