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The use of obscure slang terms simply because you discovered them on urban dictionary and feel they are so awesome they must be worked into a conversation somehow.
"Dude imma go play Russian Toilette"
"How do you know? Do you have psychic toiletpaper senses? No, you're just suffering from the urban dictionary effect.
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Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly
Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?
Guy: nope must be a coincidence.
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Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.
There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.
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A group of cunts that deny everything that folk try to create
Those fucking urban dictionary publishers didn't let me enter a new word
Urban dictionary names are a type of definition you see on urban dictionary. Urban dictionary name entries comprise of 3 different types of definitions.
1. Somebody really gay and insecure sucking themselves off by posting their name and talking about how they're some kind of fucking superhero who everyone loves.
2. Somebody super horny or "in love" writing only the top dollar compliments for whoever they have romantic interests in or are in a relationship with or whatever.
3. Somebody who either got rejected by their crush or straight up just fucking hates someone writing scathing insults about them.
Overall these entries are really fucking dumb and only the cream of the crop of fedora-tipping redditors make these.
Urban dictionary names ex. 1: joe is a guy everyone loves. He's like a patrick bateman andrew tate sigma male top G and he has a giant cock that he fucks thousands of women with. He's very humble and charitable and he has an 18 pack abs. He can't even go outside because every time he does tons of women mob him to suck his 20 ft. long cock and give him money as an appreciation of his good deeds. People bow down when joe comes in the room because of how cool he is. God I love eating big fucking hippo turds.
Ex. 2: jenny is basically the most sexy and beautiful woman to ever exist. She's like if Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra fucked and she never brags about her beauty. She's very amazing and sweet and I'd be blessed if she notices me. She's definitely attracted to me, I swear. Maybe she'll notice my neckbeard r/athiesm incel ass if i write this gay definition of her name on urban dictionary. God bless me with the sight of her holy majesty again. Oh boy do I love touching six year old girls. Please notice me or I'll kill my dog, jenny.
Ex. 3: Dan is a bag of shit asshole who is dating another pig bitch named anna . I wanna throw a monkey wrench at him and tear off his toenails with a pair of rusty tongs. I wanna wipe his ass off the face of the earth. He has a 1.5 inch dick and probably likes eating shit. His pathetic little ass could never compare to my divine greatness. He's even worse than hitler, pol pot, and Stalin. Fuck you dan, I hate you. Come back, anna. Please.
Typically used by egotistical fucks that are so unoriginal they have to use their own name to talk about how they are the second coming of Christ and give the best hugs.
Dan:Did you see the definition of Urban Dictionary Name forDan on Urban Dictionary Tom?
Tom:Shut the fuck up Dan you posted that you egotistical retard.
A guy/girl who puts their name or friends/lovers name and showers it with unironic compliments. Practically a simp or ego driven loser, but without revealing who they are. Since they know if people saw that they wrote the definition, they would be bullied by their peers.
Sophia: Do you know Lukas?
Fred: Yeah.
Sophia: He's an urban dictionary loser.
Fred: Wow he is a giant loser and I have the sudden need to bully him for the next 4 years.
Sophia: Agreed.
(Lukas at this moment just got rejected by his crush, because he tried to confess with a song using a kazoo)
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