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When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.
Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years
me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!
Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.
Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
an attractive ranga, that slays many males mostly year 11 though. they are commonly known as year 11 slayers but are also well known as jemmahs .
girl: i wish i could get lachlan hyde . other girl: not a chance that year 11 slayer is all over it
Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old