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When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.
Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.
It means you’re gorgeous. Sheesh
That girl Hanna got shit locked down
adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed
Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay
Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."
Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"
When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.
Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!
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When it feels like your opponent in clash Royale has infinite elixer
How did he put a mega knight and a e giant so fast he’s shitting elixer!
When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”
Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”