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The Day of grabbing your woman thighs
national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs
National slap your brother day is in October 6th
Slap your brother day
A phrase meaning rommancism, chivalry, poetry (song), love. The ability to show/express love through action (not sexual related)
Allen Beck Stewart : "Davey, dont you have any poetry to your soul"
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
its like the cherry for the vagina just in the bum hole. Cherry+ Bum=Berry
Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest
Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve
Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.
Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
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