When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.
Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.
It means you’re gorgeous. Sheesh
That girl Hanna got shit locked down
adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed
Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay
Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."
Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"
When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.
Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!
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Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack
Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off
The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.
Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!
A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.
You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!