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beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.

hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!

by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020


Shit scranner

Someone who eats fecal matter for enjoyment

Lady: that boy is eating poo, how disgusting.
Man: that's just Tom Ratz, the ultimate shit scranner

by Tom 'frenchy' ratz September 2, 2021


Shit swindler

When you shit and someone steals that shit for later use in an alaskan pipeline

Damion you little shit swindler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022


shit feeder

A person or people who feed you shit. Shit would be anything other than the truth including negative opinions or obstruction of natural attractive occurrences.

He kept telling me this nonsense about Angela that I knew was untrue. His friends past on the message to substantiate the untruth. When all was said and done it turned out he was nothing but a shit feeder. Feeding everybody shit for his wicked ways.

by 8jacomari8 February 4, 2018


Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.

To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.

by Joe Smiff March 1, 2024


Luke Rockhold Shit

Dropping you hand after throwing a jab from southpaw and getting fed left hooks repeatedly.

Hym "Joe says that Izzy should have won that fight but he's full of shit because Izzy was doing that Luke Rockhold Shit. He'd switch into southpaw, throw a jab, eat a left hook over and over again. That's exactly how Bisping beat Rockhold. Landed more significant strikes for that reason. The solution to that Luke Rockhold Shit is stepping outside of the lead left (from southpaw) and throwing a hook of your own because in the southpaw matchup the person whose foot is on the outside has the cleaner shot (according to a boxing analyst). Joe know more about fighting than I do but he's wrong and I'm right. And the judges agree with me."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022


No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly you dipshit

by aesthetic-as-hell January 20, 2021