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Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
The act of one or more individuals interlocking steps used to step up and get boats.
Man Ryan and I really Tetris Dat Shit yesterday.
Pi-ss- aned-sh-eiit-ch-all-en-je
A challenge for the most ballsy people
Just completed the piss and shit challenge, and it was riveting.
a situation that can be described as SHITTY.
Dude, I can't believe i'm stuck in such a shit-uation with the flat tire on my car.
A crappy situation or turn of events.
It was a big shit-uation when the lovers' plans to rendevouz did not get to happen, due to circumstances beyond their control.
(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
you know the shits gizzle.. when something is just too rad
hey yo that party last week was the shits gizzle!