wrestling your eel

Another way of saying Masturbating, wrestling your eel

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah

Getting your Beyoncé on

Jamming out to Beyoncé

george was getting his Beyoncé on
Dude your getting your Beyoncé on

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Your mother

Akin to calling someone’s mother a whore

“The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for COMBAT!”

Your mother

The president of his fanclub

scout (aka red spy): what are you president of his fanclub?
spy: no that would be your mother! (slams pictures of scout's mother being fucked by red spy)

your mother

a fat ugly bitch

your mother

your mother

the word your mother refers to a woman who is morbidly obese

jim carey the mask - "your mother is one fat ass ni-"

Your Mother

Sean Connery's insult to Alex Trebek on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy

Alex: Sean Connery in the lead with -17000$
Sean: That is what your mother said last night