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Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.
"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"
Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.
B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work
C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!
B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.
C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.
violence happening everywhere
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scary shit going on
"There's a whole lotta fubu shit going on man"
-Definition: Beyond Stubborn
-A stubborn head of shat.
-So stubborn that it makes you want to bash your head against a brick wall.
-The poop emoji.
-So stubborn that it makes them a shitty shit head.
-Someone that won’t budge on a topic despite knowing they may be wrong.
-Someone that is in the wrong and doesn’t want to own up to that in fear.
-Someone that chooses to be a stubborn shit head cause it’s easier than being wrong.
Wow, he sure is a stubborn shit head!
When people are tell you stuff but you don’t know what they are going on about and you try to explain it to some one else
Yeah I met my dad today and he was going on about some voodoo shit
When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.