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-Definition: Beyond Stubborn
-A stubborn head of shat.
-So stubborn that it makes you want to bash your head against a brick wall.
-The poop emoji.
-So stubborn that it makes them a shitty shit head.
-Someone that won’t budge on a topic despite knowing they may be wrong.
-Someone that is in the wrong and doesn’t want to own up to that in fear.
-Someone that chooses to be a stubborn shit head cause it’s easier than being wrong.
Wow, he sure is a stubborn shit head!
When people are tell you stuff but you don’t know what they are going on about and you try to explain it to some one else
Yeah I met my dad today and he was going on about some voodoo shit
When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.
The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
making sure your cock is down when you take a shit
I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol
to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.