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shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.

Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up

by Ooway January 1, 2018


Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke June 1, 2022


Liquid shits

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.

How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021


Shit mood

Shit mood is when you wake up in a shit mood and go to bed with the same shit mood continuously.

See Connor over there hes always in a shit mood

by Scooba_Man_Steve November 8, 2019


Ate shit

pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.

"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."

by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021


Summa-shits

First created in Maine, this term mimics the drawl of the residents of that state (Summa for Summer) and refers to the affluent, cheerful, oblivious people who stream into an area of the country (often for summer vacation) and immediately alienate the locals with their disrespect,ignorance and conspicuous consumption.

"Ya know those Summa-shits who ask for foreign films at the Safeway and have loud drunken parties all night and tailgate the old aunties with their SUV on county line road...?
I drive REAL SLOW when they're behind me and smile REAL BIG when their faces pucker up and turn red."

by majordopolis July 1, 2012


Trash Shit

Someone who gives terrible sex or someone who is a hoe that is your only option because they are easy or available.

Elijah is trash shit but he can shake that shit on tiktok.

by Mr. Trash Shit May 12, 2022