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(Noun) When a person is on their rachet era, a woman who is feeling herself and knows her worth.
Alternates include: Bad Bitch Era, Pimp Era, Rachet Shit
JT: It's City Girl Shit Even When You Think It Ain't City Girl Shit.
(BARS BY JT OF CITY GIRLS)
Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.
Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.
When you really have to take a shit and all that comes out is a huge fart and a bright light and all you can hear is "ZOOL"
"Man I just had a huge Ghostbusters Shit"
"Oh really? Who you gonna call about that?"
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When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.
I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.
When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.
Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.