Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"
Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
A person female who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partnerand the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner and the cycle continues.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
your mother is a hoe
A nice lady who is your mother whose vagina I dive unto every night while you are sleeping.
I dove into your mother yesterday while you were sleeping
A phrase commonly used by roadmen when threatening someone or something
Roadman 1) bruv fuck off before i bang your teeth
Roadman 2) shut up bruv i'd batter you out of existence
When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.
I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.
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The day you give the sloppiest nastiest top to your boyfriend.
did you know june 4th give your bf head day is tomorrow?