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The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.
Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill
Australian Slang
Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.
So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
I stepped on a snake today. Shit was trumps!
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somebody with a shit eating smile.,like a politician or a car salesman.
I really hate those shivell shit face types, they're so cheezy looking.
When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"