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it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3
mike wheeler is cute.
This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.
My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.
Is a person that accepts bandar’s “aka” (THICC) requests such as u can succ on my dick
For eg don’t be a mike rossberg Alex
He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”
It's a mix drink one part Crown Royal and one part Fireball and Sprite to mix it with.
Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".