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The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.
Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.
An annoying nickname for someone named Reece. If your Reece is like any other, he will role his eyes and probably crack a smile.
"Reecey-poo! What are you doing over there?"
When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run
I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.
When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers
Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?
When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.
Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!
The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.
"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda