Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,
usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"
Hey, wanna play some Supra Smash Bross?
No, stay away from me.
To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma
Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
When you are stuck in between 2 sweaty Indian men/women.
Last night I got curry smashed and now I smell like spicy disappointment
Another way of saying anal sex.
Last light I was with Stephanie and she let me smash the gas.
The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.