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Someone that can't handle their drink
Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!
A person who only wears a hood on the back part of their head not covering there ears.
When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.
friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.
you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.
Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.
Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?
Friend: Fractions