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Are a series of words which are used to tell someone to shut up in persian. And they are used either alone.or together to emphasize on the level of annoyance that person is experiencing. Sometimes the user would say "ayy" to further emphasize their point. Ex: AYY KOOFT.
Kooft: shut up
Dard: pain
Marg: death
Maraaz: Disease
Zahre mar: snake's toxin
S:so I found out she has herpes
Y: ah man you definitely have herpes now.ha ha ha
S: kooft. Dard. Marg.Maraaz. Zahre mar.
These are the golden 5 enders
When you have no idea if someone wants to give you a hand shake, hug you, or give you a high 5. Usually ends extremely awkwardly.
Aww shit, I just had a Hand Hug 5 moment
0 - Beyond Poor
1 - Poor
2 - Fair but Needs Improvement
3 - Good
4 - Very Good
5 - Excellent
Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks
Karen: 5 :)
1👍 1👎
When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.
Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP
A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
A speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.
"Watch out for the 5-0-69 just past Atlanta on I-75. They gave my friend a ticket this morning."
Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.
girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."