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national day of relationshio stuff
“oh its 8 august, lets do some relationship stuff”
8 august it's the international day of send a titty pic;*
me: today is 8 august
you: "sends me a titty pic*
A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes
When it seems like you are going to have the biggest,greatest,fattest nut of your life and then someone walks in and you have to abandon ship
Person 1: How was last week
Person 2: Good but I had to do a GOT season 8 when my rm walked in
Person 1:That sucks
The number of Compact Disks a lady can stack on her erect nipple.
Things got a bit loose on a camping trip to Straddie one weekend, after a few Espresso Martini’s, out came the CD’s and Emma’s nips, she managed eight... an 8-Stacker.