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A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.
New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."
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When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
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There is a lot of stigma about the term
"minor attracted person"
whether you want to label them a pedophile or not is up to you
but when a map comes to mind
i picture a mentally inert person with a disability and no voice in which to defend their opinions
not all "minor attracted people'S" act on their condition
many are people who have been sexually abused as children and have subconscious thoughts regarding repressed memories
in a way they are the silent majority in the lgbtq+
no one wants to associate them
but they exist and they deserve our sympathy
not all ideas lead to terrible actions
it takes therapy and lots of trauma awareness to break a mental illness
you are not alone
it takes years of practice but you indeed can break these chains
mental illness is not definitive
and there are always people you can turn to
marry Christmas
"OMG IS SHE A Minor Attracted Person SYMPHASIZER"
"OMG DID THEY REALLY JUST TRY TO ADVOCATE FOR PEACE"
"OMG DID THAT MAP TRY TO STILL MY DAUGHTER BATHING SUIT"
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n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.
see also spankbank
That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)
ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
When two people (presumably soulmates) are made for each other but were not able to get together due to unfortunate circumstance.
A: Wow, did you see how strong Dazai and Oda’s bond was in Bungou Stray Dogs?
B: Yeah, it sucks that they ended up acting out the right person, wrong time trope.
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Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person
Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.
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