Sorry I couldn’t to the meeting today, I felt a sack attack coming on and decided not to risk it.
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"Mental Attacking Fan" is often used in slang to mean "Lame Ass Bitch Faggot Bitch Bitch Faggot Gay"
"Mental Attacking Fan"
"Oh, I know that guy, he's a lame ass bitch faggot bitch bitch faggot gay!"
when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark
i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom
A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.
Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.
The profound case of unpredictable flatulence attacks you release after eating middle eastern or especially Iraqi food. You could potentially strike anyone near you as long as you're within in range. Works best when you're sneaking around or are highly mobile.
Sheikh: Why did the party stop all of a sudden? Where did all my guests go?
Servant: All of them left your highness, Saddam scared them all away with his scud attacks...
The sudden urge to take a nasty shit because you just ate some delicious hot wings.
I was laying trying to take a nap, but had to run the bathroom because I felt a wing attack coming on.
When you are danking too much on a hot day and you have a dank attack.
Fred: Man the other day I was danking and it was like 31 degrees.
Jim: I heard that’s bad and you could have a dank attack.
Fred: I got close to a dank attack but luckily I stopped and cooled off.