cover all the bases

Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.

The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.

tranquility base hotel and casino

the best arctic monkeys album. four out of five is the best song ever written and if you dont like this album you might just not have a high enough iq. also alex turner had a beard and omfg daddy

dumb person: tranquility base hotel and casino is the worst Arctic Monkeys album ever. It’s an unlistenable pile of shit!

smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.

42069th base

I know you’ve spent all night looking through base by base till u said let me just skip to 42069 than found this post. well 42069th base is when travel dimensions to the 42069D parrel omnivortexual universe and than fuck a giant octopus God ripping your body to shreds

42069th base
Jean:”how was 49069th base”
Susan:Dead people noises
Jean:”are u sure your alright

Base Case

Someone who is always looking to get high no matter the circumstances.

synonym: baser

Man i dont even wanna hangout wit chuckie no more that nigga's a strait base case.

The Logan Based Rule

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

27th base

Having sex on the 27th with a man named Greg and or Gregory.

1. I got to 27th base last night.
2. We should 27th sometime.

52nd base

Complete the 12th base while robbing a bank with Betty White analing you from behind using a strap-on.

Phil: I had the weirdest dream last night.

Betty: Was I on you back analing you with a strap-on as you robbed a bank and completed base 12 at the same time?

Phil: Yeah!! How did you kn--

Betty: That wasent a dream, you completed the 52nd base