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When you bury your cat up to their head and then run over it with a lawnmower
Garfield pissed in my closet so I gave him a cat head biscuit.
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Someone who's dumb and thinks they're good at something
Man, I'm sick of all these bozo biscuit boys .
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When you try to push out gas as you fart though your anus . But A combination of a fart and stool (shit) get pushed out at the same exact time through your butt hole . Wishing you were wearing a diaper .Producing an offensive smell
Holy shit ! Did Jesse just dust crop us it smells so bad he must of dropped a poop-poo air Biscuit on us . That prick ........lol
There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy
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There was a famous race horse named sea biscuit.
Race horses are famous for peeing 6 gallons per second.
So peeing like sea biscuit basically means you’re peeing every second and peeing a ton every time.
Coffee makes me pee like sea biscuit.
What Guapdad4000 and Wolfgang cecil calls their bitches
The faragon falcon majestically balloons down into the presence of himself who is looking for the buscemi bank butter biscuit
The act of sending a fart biscuit direct to someone's nostril over a very long distance.
Dude 1: "Yo did you hear about that chick in California straight doggin' you???"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but I ate Taco Bell last night and sent her a go go gadget biscuit first class son!"
Dude 1: (throws up).."Nice"
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