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Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark
Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!
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A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth
Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.
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A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???
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A person who is not discriminating as to the location where they engage in sexual intercourse.
I banged that Dumpster Monkey by the trash bins behind Chi Chis.
I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.
She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey
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Any individual who "Hangs Around" a pawn shop solely for entertainment purposes and believes they are equally entertaining. Can also be an individual that frequents pawn shops so that they may dazzle everyone with their vast knowledge of all things from tools to tiaras. They are always wrong about everything.
Clerk One: "You know that guy?"
Clerk Two: "Yea, that's just Bob. He's one of our usual Pawn Monkeys. Try to ignore him"
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A buldge in a mans pants
Too stuff a sock down your pants to make groin appear bigger
He looks like he has a stuffed monkey down there
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To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine
He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking
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