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A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.
Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!
THE GREATEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF ALL TIME
"Oh that character is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"
"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"
A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.
"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"
A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.
No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
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When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.
I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.
When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
A masterbation technique where you bend down on your knees, throw your shoulders to the floor and think about black pussy as you stare at the night sky.
Sometimes when I'm lonely Captain Miskawitz comforts me.